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Insomnia. That will keep you awake.

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Insomnia. That will keep you awake.

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Megha Negi

Ramonito Tragico Jr.

Remember the most experienced of the campers would always tell you that you shouldn't let your campfire died off until sunrise? Yes, they say you will get wet due to evening's fog/haze condensed on the tents; hypothermia due to the concentration of cold air and the warm burning firewood would drive it all away. They're all correct, except for something that only some would really mind telling you the truth about: It's to mark your shadow from the approaching darkness. It's better for them to see you, than getting behind your back...

Ajay C. Arellano

POSITIVE FUCKING PREGNANCY TEST. That shit will keep you up for weeks

Murtaza Kothari

No offence, I don't want a postcard. I also don't want to keep you awake. But I'm sparing 0 detail with this. It's basically my latest nightmare. It begins in a dark, cold room, you find yourself strapped to a chair, almost like a dentist chair, fully reclined, you try to look around and notice shadowy figures approaching from all sides, suddenly you feel a warm trickle down your side, as one of the figures smiles evilly at you, then you feel a sharp pain as something is removed from your side. Then there's another sharp pain, you try to look and feel a cold hand press your forehead back against the chair, as a knife, red and dripping comes into view just above your eyes, there are more warm liquids flowing from your side and chest, each followed by sharp pains, with each stab you feel yourself getting weaker and weaker,

Hareem Sania

Why you don't ask that little girl in the corner right behind you to tell you a story?

Hannah Cherié Harp

Imaging checking your phone and you missed 20 phonecalls of your mother within a short period of time. Scariest thing ever...

Mitch Calangi

Hey remember me? Student loan? Did you forget about me since college days?

Nathaly Desilets

I lost consciousness exploring a haunted house. Woke up in hospital, “you were lucky your twin brother brought you in” I don’t have a brother.

Oksana Mcs

Hentaihaven is down

Shaira Fernandez David

I lost my left leg only 2 years ago due to a inflamed nerve that could have killed me. If not for the removal of my leg that is. The doctors told me I might experience a phantom limb from time to time. But nobody prepared me for the moments when I feel cold fingers brush across my phantom leg...

Don Goode

your head's spinning, you slowly open your eyes and realise you are sitting in a cart and the person sitting opposite to you says"Hey you, you are finally awake"

Betty Alford

Once i was on the toilet in a very old house, while babysitting a kid. I heard hurried and quiet footsteps approaching the door, then three quick taps on the door, at adult height, before dead silence. I heard the kid, from the living-room, whispering, “no, no..” and then i heard the hurried footsteps running away back down the hall. When i asked the kid, who was still playing on his playstation, what that was he glanced at me and said “nothing..” i didn’t use the toilet after that.

Farhat Khan

I’m your real father…madafaka

Rahman Baba

Popeye's Chicken & Biscuits ran out of chicken..... in the hood......... in the middle of the night........

Noelle Holloman

In a third world country where pre-marital pregnancy could basically get you married to a stranger without your consent.

Ruby Mejia

wtf is going on, the past few posts have been about something eerie, sides i was watching Get Out...

Robert A. Patterson

No I think you should just try to sleep, so dont think about that swarm of mosquitoes that you can see if you look above you, are they really there? no of course not! but if you listen very very carefully on a very quiet night you can hear them. And while you are lying there in the darkness I could point out that the tickelish feeling on your arm could be caused by a spider. But it isnt obviously... or is it? You are warm and cold at the same time and might be sweating because of it, oops did I remind you of how sweaty you are? Of how you will spend the night in a wet bed but you pretend everything is fine. And all of a sudden your feet are cold. Might wanna get up and put on some socks. And now that you have decided that you had enough for today and you try to sleep, whatever you do dont open your eyes after closing them for a few seconds unless you can se that the sky is getting brighter.

Ana Ruiz

Imagine this is all a dream and all of this existence is just your mind trying to keep you asleep when actually you are in a deep comma in a hospital.

Evangelina Dela Cruz Lacsina

You don't have to send me a post card. I'm in your closet.

Stacy Smith

How deep is the universe?

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